The Fellowship Part 1

Personally I would have picked different music, but hey.

Note: I am NOT featured in this video.

School Days, Fool Days.

Okay. So I  decided to NOT go through with University of Phoenix (online) because of the cost and will now be one of the many going to Moorpark College. This is a good thing. I will be able to afford it and with out getting into a big thing about it it is just for the best. It is funny, and semi-retarded, that after being out of high school (2003, bitches) that I am just NOW going to Moorpark. Usually it is what you do straight after high school. Though, for those of you who remember, I went to the Army straight out of HS. Then got a real job and because of THAT I have an actual idea of what I want to do with my life. Naturally, next step: college. 

College. Majoring in Accounting. I don't start until fall 2008 so until then ... I am chilling on unemployment and tanning. Which I have been slacking on ... damn it. 

Speaking of tanning, if you are still with me, Family is doing a camping trip for all the cousins. I have a shit load of cousins. I am the oldest of course, then my cousin Tyler who is like 16 and then my sister who is 15 then the rest are all younger. Sister and I being the oldest at this camping adventure we are going to have a hard time but I am still excited. Camping at the beach = tanning all day long. My Family also knows how much I love cooking and so apparently we are going to do like an Iron Chef competition? Hahaha, that should be interesting. Sister and I pretty much want to keep it her and I against everyone else. Anyway, I am excited about that. What would be even fucking cooler is if I caught some fish and dug up some clams and found some crabs and had a for real life CLAM BAKE! Oh shit. Anyone else ever done a REAL clam bake???

blog?

So I decided to (have Frank) make a blog for myself. I don't have an interesting life with interesting stories. In fact, I don't even work at this moment in my life. No BF. Just me and my cat, Rickets. I use to have an interesting life with interesting stories but then I started a real career and was also in a real relationship. At least I thought I was, but I won't be going into any of that. Ever.

I think right now I am going through a 20's life crisis. I am young as hell but ... I didn't feel that way. I still don't 100%. I am trying to correct this. I am starting over; going back to school, starting a new career, moving around, and being more of a - 23 year old.

I can say that now that I am basically starting most of my life over, there are things that I want to change. Or I should say, things that are going to change. I am working on not being so much of a Hermit Crab. Hermitude has been my life. Hermitude for life. It is just how I like things. I don't want any relationships at all during this time. I gave myself a two year no-relationships-allowed promise and am pretty excited about it. I just want to focus on myself. Total 20's life crisis.

So. A blog. I have always hated the idea of blogs. I think they are incredibly cheesy and inane. I only view one blog on a regular basis and that is PEREZHILTON.COM and a few food blogs. Food blogs I am into. Personal blogs? Well, I guess it is all about to change. I have crossed over to the God damn dark side. What an asshole I am. BUT, in order to make it even more ridiculous I am obviously going to be so into it and update my blog and talk about my blog and then one day I will take my non-existent  Mac Pro and sit in Star Bucks blogging my life away. Fuck. OH! Then drive away in my RED convertible. Clearly, that is where I am headed.